Andy|22|L.A|Too obsessed with Star wars for my own good.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I second Taryn. How did a fag like this ever played in Legend or Lionheart? Kid is a stuck up coward who had mommy pay for his face tattoos so people would stop bashing on him.
Fuck this tool. I have never had so much pure dislike for one person. Disgrace of a man
(Source: microw0rld)
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
This is so fucking retarded. It was the lsd. Not a fucking virus. If it was a virus it would be headline news to keep everyone indoors. People clearly don’t know politics.Holy shit
Is this legit? Omg.
Yepp. Zombies. Well. I guess I’m ready.
uhm.. BRB GOING TO NARNIA, HOGWARTS, CYBERTRON
Would it be wrong of me to be excited, if this were real? I’ve been waiting for a zombie apocalypse all my life!
Holy fuck this is happening
These people ^ are all idiots. It’s sad that people are taking this as a joke. I bet if it were someone you knew personally who’s face got eaten off, you wouldn’t be so “excited”.
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
Such a sucker for city lights.
(Source: aleygreenblo)
I watched a news report on it with the Chief of Miami police. There were 3 prior incidents. Including 1 man running naked into the street, getting hit by a taxi, continue running. He ended up getting tazed 3 times and still didn’t go down. He grabbed a baton from an officer and broke her arm with the baton. I believe the cops had to shoot him as well. I have no other details on the other 2 Miami incidents.
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
Awuuuuuuuu x3
coulsooooon
(Source: nonuggles)
