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Being dumped fucking sucks. And I really really fucking hope I don’t become the guy I once was. Sitting in a chair with a bottle of Bacardi all night and driving to work after finishing that bottle in the early hours of the morning with almost zero sleep. Fuck my life right now. I forgot how this feels.

powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

aww-yeah-words-and-shit:


v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

aww-yeah-words-and-shit:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm)

unexplained-events:

Oun Sambath and Chomran

Sambath’s mother would often have dreams about a snake coming to protect her family. When Sambath was 3 months old, his mom found a snake (about thumb sized) coiled under her son’s bed. They took the snake out released it into the bushes, but a couple of weeks later they found that the snake had returned. They took that as a good sign and decided to keep the snake. They named her Chomran, which means good luck.

Sambath and Chomran grew up together. They sleep together, eat together, play together and they even talk to eachother. Chomran even has her own room. They believe that Chomran has special powers that protect their family from illness and harm. 

Many wildlife protectors, police officials and movie makers tried to take away this pet snake from Sambath and put it in a zoo, but the snake boy said, “I will not let anyone take her away from me, either. I love her very much,” while kissing his beloved pet on the head.

SOURCE

Well technically a burm isn’t the size of a thumb when it hatches. But this is still rad.

eviljovan:

kingvincentiv:

unexplained-events:

An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.
The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

that’s a lot of snake >_>

aww it’s saving it from drowning how cute ^_^

eviljovan:

kingvincentiv:

unexplained-events:

An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.

The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

that’s a lot of snake >_>

aww it’s saving it from drowning how cute ^_^

itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

I don’t use this thing. But hey, here’s Bane

I don’t use this thing. But hey, here’s Bane