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shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 
I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.
My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 

I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.

My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

(Source: cosycastiel)

Anonymous asked
symptoms of an ri? what's an ri?

Respiratory infection

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster)

This little guy was having so much fun petting Bruce. Even his mom joined him once she saw that it was safe. Easily one of my favorite things about taking the snakes out!!! :)

This little guy was having so much fun petting Bruce. Even his mom joined him once she saw that it was safe. Easily one of my favorite things about taking the snakes out!!! :)

Anonymous asked
Are you seeing anyone?

Hahah…. single for 5 years tomorrow.